Sunshine

tumblr brings out my inner devil

keep your eyes peeled

when you think someone’s really cool and you have a lot in common and you know they’ll probably enjoy talking to you but YOU’RE STILL TOO SCARED TO APPROACH THEM OR TALK TO THEM ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT IN FEAR OF COMING OFF AS ANNOYING

(via deedlediddledut)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

(via lost-with-out-a-cause)

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

(Source: adrians1, via dontmakemethinkaboutit)

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

(via gnarly)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

(via emmerickdoanster)

lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

no one wanted it for free what makes you think someone would want to PAY YOU FOR IT

(via gnarly)

someone: I like your shirt

me: So do I that's why I bought it

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via dontmakemethinkaboutit)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via acrownofthoughts)

r3troguy:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere

(Source: 1ddoingthings, via acrownofthoughts)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via acrownofthoughts)

(Source: salad-eyes, via lost-with-out-a-cause)

they just want to die don’t they

(Source: sparcklyunicorn, via lost-with-out-a-cause)